laughter

what made me laugh today?

the simpsons. principal skinner. this was the episode where the kids got stuck in the school because of a snowstorm....

Skinner: (to the hamster) YOU DID IT!!! now quickly, chew through my ballsack
hamster: (climbs back into plastic ball and rolls away)

hahahaha. awesome.

so one time....

when i was younger (around grade 4.... what is that 10?) i lived by a lake in southern Ontario: Lake Aquitaine. There were a lot of trees, and wildlife in the neighbourhood.

so one day i decided to climb one of the trees behind my apartment building. everything was going well, until i started climbing down.... oh man

this particular tree was V-shaped. so when i climbed down my knee got stuck in the middle, and tightly too. it would not come out! i did whatever came to my mind to get out, but nothing worked.... so i started crying.

what was going through my mind? basically i thought they might chop off my leg because it was stuck. or maybe they would jus leave me there forever. i was scared!

so my brother goes and gets my dad, and older brother, and other people start gathering around to know whats going on. i think i was stuck for a couple of hours, but it might've been less; i was really scared, so i might be exaggerating on the time.

one of the people that walked by and stopped to see what was going on happened to be a firefighter, and he happened to have a shovel in the trunk of his car. go figure! so he got it, wedged it above my knee into the tree, and jumped on it to get some more space, and it worked, otherwise i wouldn't be typing this

so thats my story.

i never met that firefighter again. all i remember was that he was bald and white.

thank you

stilettos

whats with stilettos?! im not saying they're a bad thing, why am i so attracted to them (hahahaha came out wrong)

like women in stilettos looks so much hotter than woman in like flats, or sneakers (though sneakers have their own attraction)

just everything about them seems to look better. and plus the clicking sound... i cant explain that either. whenever i hear it, my ears prick up and i just have to follow that sound. and 8 times out of 10 the person wearing the shoes is FIRE!!!

im jus sayin tho

funny

that is all

blends

two things are always better than one. juice for example: two flavours mixed together are better than one! who wants just peach, when you can get orange AND peach? no competition!

same with music! ok now im not saying its necessarily better, but you get the idea. i downloaded this mash up compilation by a dude named ill poetic. he took the new joe budden mixtape "mood muzik 3" and put the music from portishead's "third" and a few other portishead songs. it is insane!!

i did not think this would sound so good....

also, Al Green just released a new album. omer saar released a mash up album of popular hip hop vocals with al green music as the beats. the fugees, jay z, ghostface, methodman, mos def, common, pharcyde, das efx.... and alot more