This is SHIT

SHIT!

Who does this man!? This is NOT COOL!

I want to stress that more than anything. I am MAD. If you have never seen me get mad, this is it. This gets me mad.

You know what happened?! I'll tell you...

My shoes got stolen.

That's right. MY SHOES. I wouldn't be mad if they were someone else's shoes, but MINE!

I am the shoe guy. sneakerhead. sole dude.

Not cool.

Which shoes? Oh, get this!

MY VANS!

MY VANS!

MY. VANS.

*shaking my head*

Not cool.

Long story short, they got stolen...

Not cool.

Bitches!

Somebody is going to die on Sunday.

Do not piss me off.


That is all.